Cow Game!

Hey Cow! Check out this great game you can play while you're hanging in the airport or cruising in your new wheels. It "moo"ves quickly, so good luck!

Mom

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/cow.htm

Cow's "Choice" Car!

So here's Cow's reply to Mom's find on a set of wheels. By the way Cow - I LOVE the license plate, but couldn't you get one that said "Raiders" on it? LOL:

"Thanks, but I prefer a convertable - I like to feel the air rushing through my horns. I still need to learn to drive and it would also be quite useful to have opposable thumbs so I can actually grab the "steer"ing wheel. By the way, do you realize how hard it is to type with no fingers?!

Cow"

p.s. - if you learn to type with your udders, that just might be the funniest thing I'll ever see.

Cow's SWEET ride!

Hey Cow! I found you a moo-velous set of wheels to get you through Hollywood...in style! What do you think? Black and white punch buggy - no punch back!

Hollywood Stars!!!

The Queen star reminded me of the Raiders - "We are the Champions!"....sing it.

"Okay - I just saw a commercial with Chris Farley and David Spade last night...it's a NEW... commercial...did anyone else get freaked out by that?"

"I suddenly feel the urge to go 'Back to School'"

"Weeee are the champions...(ba da da) of the WOOOOOORRRRRLD."

Hooray for Hollywood!

"Hi Mom - Just getting ready to leave Los Angeles. Met some good folks out here. They took me to the park, Venice Beach, the Boulevard, Golds Gym etc... I was able to meet the famous wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! He's the bald guy in the blank tank. What a fun time.Starting to get homesick, but still have some more stops to make - I'm off to another exciting place! Cow"

"Dude! This guy is HUGE! -Even to a Heifer like ME!"

"Okay, I'm scared. Do I look scared?"

"Hey! Does your shirt say Raiders Football? I can't read upsidedown. (I made more comments while they took this picture of me, but keep in mind it's a G-rated audience!)

"Okay, first - you need a shower. Second, you have a TON of wax in your ear."

Cow makes it Los Angeles!

Look everyone! Cow made it to the Gold's Gym in LA! I guess he
needed to work out his "calves"...

Here's what cow had to say:

"Some pictures of me at the Golds Gym in LA. Those dudes are buff. "

"I'm going to hug him and squeeze and hold him and pet him and I'm going to call him George!"

The Trophy Ceremony

"Can you believe it? They named a team after Boca Burgers! I'm TOTALLY flattered! It's vegetarian!"

"Just for one moment....to experience the sweet glory of victory. What would that be like?"
"And now ladies and gentlemen, please join in for the National Anthem."

The Wide World of Sports

"Okay - the Raiders DEFINITELY need a turf field. This is SWEET! Although, I'm getting a little hungry. Is there a snack bar?"


"Check out the feed bag! This is WAY better than hay!"








"I think Gold is my color - don't you?"







"Woo-hoo! I have NO idea who's holding me, but there's a cool trophy next to me so that HAS to be good! Hey - that person in gold on top is my size!"

Back to Tampa Baby!

"Sooo.....I've heard of the breast stroke, the butterfly, and a swan dive. Is there a filet mignon style?"

"Not exactly what I was expecting, but I'll go with it. So what is this thing? Is it like a P.A. system?

'HELLO...HELlo...HEllo....Hello...hello...'"

"They tried to find a helmet for me, but nothing could fit over my horns. I've been in the same position for hours by the way because I have no idea what the flying bleep to do from here. Perhaps we could ride on something else?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! Wait - I don't even think he knows I'm here! LOL!!!! Nanny nanny boo boo! You can't catch me!"

"Okay - time to check sports, how the Raiders did, and call home to Mom. I wonder how the meat market, I mean the stock market is doing."

"Okay, first of all? I think that cow on the milk is related to me because we have the EXACT same snout. Second...could they have at least gotten ballpark franks? Personally, I dig that they plump when ya cook 'em"




"HEY! He looks just like ME! Black......white.....I could give him a big kiss! Wait a minute! That would be a GREAT name for a band!"




"Rickemrackem, Firecracker, Shish-boomba! Cows! Cows! Ra Ra Ra!"








"Oh...give me a home....where the buffalo roam......."

What's next for me........?????